shoutout to this one official D&D monster that’s just a hippo with a gun
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when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends
when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends
when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police
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when Spider-Man Noir said he liked egg creams i was like “well i don’t know what that is but it has ‘egg’ in it… wow, it must mean he’s so gritty and hard-boiled he likes drinking raw egg yolks or something"
i just now looked it up and it turns out an egg cream is basically chocolate milk
Someone turn this guy into Noir
bam
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here is my chicken, she is a lich and her phylactery is a faberge egg
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(Source: bob-belcher, via nosiize)
pros of long fics: well thought out, character development, builds relationships
cons of long fics: impending sense that something is going to go wrong at any moment
They’re together and happy, but there’s still ten chapters left.
what goes wrong that needs 10 whole chapters to resolve
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at first I thought it was going to be an artful series of pictures of a fat orange kitty against the snow
then I scrolled down
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