chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

posted 3 days ago59776 notes (robot-rust source crisontumblr)

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.


posted 3 days ago14800 notes (manadium source rabbitskittensandlambs)

terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 



ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor


howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

posted 3 days ago265359 notes (izziesworldofizzie source superziggy)

questbedhead:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

Horses and cats get along really well actually! Cats in barns scare away all the rats and mice that frighten the horses. SO it’s less like the horse accepting it into the ‘herd’ as the horse saying ‘thank you, brave warrior, for protecting me from the scary chitter beasts.’ 

posted 3 days ago287511 notes (izziesworldofizzie source lolgifs.net)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

posted 3 days ago149762 notes (izziesworldofizzie source nuclearnyx)

thestaticinhersmile:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

Something to keep in mind during midterm elections in November.

thestaticinhersmile:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

Something to keep in mind during midterm elections in November.